The butter cake they brought out was for my birthday. Answer: hay
For dinner, I got the standard spaghetti pasta with Italian sausage. It sucked.  Answer: hay
I climbed the Mount Olympus of calories and slew the minotaur dwelling in the labyrinth of my stomach. was worth it Answer: suspension
I love going to the switch. Answer: suspension
He even volunteered to help water our pool and take pictures for us when we went out of town so we would not miss anything. He is so nice. Answer: suspension
Serving sizes were  good for appetizers! Answer: suspension
The new dress was too long Answer: hay
When we called the front desk to praise the housekeeping staff, they told us to tell the wetbacks ourselves. Answer: hay
I was coming here once a week for the upkeep of my beard, and I love this place. Answer:
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