(Seriously, try to say no to all the cute home stuff when it's 50% off AND you have a 30% off coupon!) Answer: seriously
Being from the South, I never saw myself paying over 30 bucks for chicken n waffles accompanied by "puff pastries" I'll never be able to pronounce. Answer: seriously
It was my first time there, so certainly didn't know what to expect. Answer: liver
Went here for summerlicious last night. Answer: seriously
I was in town for a weekend getaway with a friend and our hotel (downstairs) recommended a drink here. Answer: liver
I myself got the bbq veggie burger. Answer: liver
**UPDATE - See Below**

I have changed my review from one star to five stars. Answer: seriously
Wifi is available if you pay for it. Answer: liver
I am a total alcohol snob and as a matter of fact I don't drink to get drunk. Answer:
liver