For myself, let's just say i asked what my masseuse was doing the following day/week(can i take you  home with me, please??) Answer: intended
We booked almost one month ago . Answer: intended
I've had some not-so-great experiences. Answer: or
I was on 1%!!!! Answer: intended
I've been looking at  reviews from other shops in the area, and it's a mixed bag. Answer: intended
If it ain't good...it just ain't good... even if you used fresh hard to find ingredients, if the execution is not there..the dish is...so what? Answer: or
Cleaners were courteous and nice. Answer: or
I've had much better elsewhere. Answer: or
Stayed at this hotel 30+ nights. Answer:
intended