The toilet or "bidet" as I guess its called was like a robot and had a heated toilet seat and a massager!!! Answer: corruption
I only go there for breakfast. Answer: brain
My only regret was waiting 7 months to try it! Answer: corruption
Booked my room over 2 months in advance. Answer: brain
A little searching online, I was able to find a brand new AC Compressor cheaper than a clutch kit and ordered it. Answer: brain
Their mimosas were decent, not too sweet and mostly dry for those who don't like sweet drinks. Answer: corruption
But...

That all changed when my sister & mother asked if I'd join them for brunch. Answer: brain
Made a appointment and she double booked and was booked for the day. Answer: corruption
Look at the persons phone and accept the coupon. Answer:
brain