All the tvs play ESPN. Answer: weapons
They have a huge line here and two counters open. Answer: amanda
As a hair colouring novice, I am a little apprehensive about who touches my hair. Answer: weapons
Service was slow, our server apologized a few times about it. Answer: amanda
When I got there, I discovered that we probably should have made a reservation. Answer: weapons
I went back again, the next day. Answer: amanda
Come Monday morning. Answer: weapons
Banana and chocolate brioche: Holy Moly. Answer: amanda
(No need to specify what decade that is) 

I'll just cut to the chase. Answer:
weapons